leisurelyy:

OH MY GOD WE WERE TAKING NOTES IN CLASS AND THERE WAS A LOUD THUD AND I TURN AROUND AND ALL I SEE IS THIS

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THEY WERE TRYING TO RUN A CABLE FROM THE ROOM NEXT DOOR THROUGH THE CEILING TO OUR ROOM AND THIS KID GOT STUCK UP THERE I AM SO FUCKING DONE RIGHT NOW JESUS TAKE THE ENTIRE VEHICLE 

(via too-stoned-to-remember)

solitarylikeme:

thecolorplaid:

I would:

• Masturbate.
• Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
• Walk around the house naked.
• Pee behind a building.
• Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
• Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
• Stare at my penis. 
• Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

Nobody said it was a free blowjob

(Source: emikattt, via youacrazychick)